Monday, January 16, 2006

I'm Back

I disappeared from the Blogosphere for so long because:

a) The police finally caught up with me and put me in jail
b) I went to Sweden for a sex change operation
c) I was a contestant on Survivor
d) A talent agent "discovered" me and flew me out to Hollywood where I starred in my first feature (you can reserve your copy at your favourite adult video store soon)
e) Aliens abducted me
f) I forgot my password
g) I needed a hair cut
h) I was meditating and lost track of the time
i) I was in the studio, recording an album of Neil Diamond songs
j) I joined a cult and narrowly avoided a mass suicide
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19 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:17 am

    Is this a multiple-guess question? Or all of the above?

    Glad you're back.

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  2. Anonymous11:55 am

    k) my new years resolutions had unforeseen side effects

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  3. Anonymous12:10 pm

    Why Neil Diamond?

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  4. Anonymous4:05 pm

    Is one of those the correct answer or are they all made-up?

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  5. Anonymous4:14 pm

    Anon: Neil Diamond is now regarded as the essence of cool!

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  6. Anonymous4:15 pm

    Liz: One of is correct. Trust me.

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  7. Anonymous5:03 pm

    I go with H. Contemplating your navel can be very time consuming. ;)

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  8. Anonymous6:30 pm

    If I knew you were doing an album of Neil Diamond songs, I would have suggested an accordion track....

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  9. Anonymous3:35 am

    I'll go with (F).

    If you were on Survivor and were voted off so early in the proceedings you would have breached your contract by telling us.

    But then again, is that *you* looking so fine in a floral skirt and heals?

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  10. Anonymous3:17 pm

    Neal Diamond? Did you do Cracklin' Rosie?

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  11. Anonymous3:19 pm

    Hey, that's me up there. What that junk is where my name is supposed to be is really kind of scary. Was I taken over by aliens?

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  12. Anonymous4:35 pm

    How was the weather in Sweden ?

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  13. Anonymous9:29 am

    I go with f as well.

    Glad that you're back!!

    Hopefully there will be no more mishaps??

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  14. Anonymous3:55 pm

    I'm voting for all of them.

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  15. Anonymous3:58 pm

    Welcome back..it would have been cool if you were abducted..I want to know!!

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  16. Anonymous5:44 am

    Wow... I'm going with either A or E.

    Leaning towards E though.

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  17. Anonymous10:37 am

    E it is.

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  18. Anonymous1:04 pm

    Would those be aliens from space? Or aliens from another country? Was it Americans!?!

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  19. Anonymous11:16 am

    See? And people call me crazy...

    Those kinds of things always happen in Canada dontchaknow!

    (Hey, I saw Canadian Bacon and watched the X-Files) All the wisdom in the world right there.

    Did they...? Oh nevermind.

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