Even More Keyword Mayhem
Because I am taking it easy this week on the blogging front, I'll post something easy. Here's a new list of some keywords used to find my site, mostly for my amusement. I can't imagine why you'd even be interested.
why is wearing makeup to bed bad - if you have to ask that question, there must be something seriously wrong.
how the greater flamingo got its name - it's the opposite of the lesser flamingo?
fractured penis pictures - I wonder if this is for comparison or perhaps an insurance claim?
asian fashion low crotch pants - from a curious chap in New South Wales!
beach "brother penis" - perhaps this searcher, from Greece, would have more luck with: beach "brother's penis"
portman+square+orgy - not sure how this led anyone here. I wonder if that is Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman erect nipples - Hmmm.
"chinese word for toilet" - no idea.
fucking the dog used as an expression for slacking at work - someone from Ontario, no doubt.
large breasts, gaynor - Gloria?
fish - freud phallic symbol - sometimes a fish is just a fish.
nympho librarian - I'm under the impression that this is a myth, but I'll keep my eyes open.
dead budgies - Yup, I wrote something about dead budgies, but why not try the image search.
wrinkled old man in his speedo - my dad!
farting tight jeans - fetish?
wearing jeans and sandals - if you are looking for the green light on that, I'll have to plead ignorance.
what are the lyrics to franklin + turtle
kfc jingle mp3
canadian tire jingle - OK, so some weirdos keep hitting my site because I panned that idiotic Canadian Tire jingle, which is so horrible, even Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is better. Why would anyone want hear this again? Same goes for KFC & Franklin.
silk ascot pictures - Why!
recording of the farting post - I could do a podcast of that one, I suppose.
hanks porn - Tom Hanks, or do you mean hank's?
library, fish turd from toilet - I am assuming that fish is a verb here. I can't imagine.
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16 comments:
Ah, the phallic fish, now I'm curious too.
I still have no idea how to get these off my blog. Any suggestions here. Please let me know someone.
I don't think turd fishing season opens until the middle of May. ;)
Above comment from Vest, deleted.
This list makes your blog seem a lot more risqué than it actually is.
I'm shocked you don't think my blog is risqué. I'll have to try harder.
Those are funny! Thanks. I needed a laugh tonight.
Oh, and please answer tweetey's questions.
tweety: The fact is that these words have appeared in my blog, but the hits are sometimes out-of-context. That's a short-coming of some search engines.
ROFL- (am assuming these were truly key words from google or another browser, not invented by your creative imagination?)
BTW, I found you again, by noticing your name on Jay's blog in a comment. I wiped out my old blog w/out first making a copy of it. (Duh, I do have a brain, but it "left the building" and I do remember your name w/out phallic in front of it (or behind for that matter), but blogging has been a lower priority.
Good 2cya.
Good to see you Z fish
gel: yup, they are true.
Good times. Sometimes I'm creeped out by who happens onto my blog with such bizarre searches, but mostly it entertains me.
BTW, I read a book about a nympho librarian. Happened upon it when I was working for a large bookseller. We passed it around like we did with Forever (Judy Blume) in junior high school.
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