Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oscars, part 4

Thank god count = 1.

In other news, I think my knives are too sharp. I keep cutting myself on these new ones. My old knives were so dull, it took a good deal of effort to cut anything. These ones are so sharp, I can cut myself and not feel a thing, not notice until the blood drips onto the salad.

2 comments:

A said...

Mmmmmm... blood salad.

S.M. Elliott said...

Hugh Jackman singing...posthumous award...

You're making me glad I skipped it all this year. Actually I lost my faith in the Academy when Gwyneth Paltrow took Best Actress for I Shagged Shakespeare.