Oscars, Part 8
Renée Zellweger looks as if she has no eyes. What's with the perma-squint and the downcast look? She creeps me out.
Nicola Kidman looks like a mannequin. Seriously, she's all plasticy and yellow.
I don't understand Robert Boyle's white scarf. It makes him look a bit like Elvis in that famous come back concert, wherein he sweated a bit on each scarf and then gave the out to screaming ladies in the audience like it was manna from heaven. But, maybe Robert thinks he's about to pilot a plane somewhere.
I am attempting to determine my maximum stay up late time. I need a calculator...