Thursday, August 03, 2006

I Won and other Stuff

I must be seriously ambivalent about blogging, for I let this blog's 3rd anniversary pass without comment. Right now, it's too hot to blog. A while ago, I was too busy. Today - despite the heat - I am blogging, but without any kind of enthusiasm. But, here's a post anyway.

The other day, I was reflecting on the fact that many of the really cool inventions recently were my idea, I just never had the money or the technical expertise to make them happen. For example, I had the idea for the Blackberry about 13 years ago while sitting in a Research Methods class. I thought that it would be really cool to have a small device that I could use to send an email message to a person sitting across from me. Of course, I didn't call it a Blackberry: I referred to it as a "Pocket Email Device", or PED, for short.

I had the idea for MP3s and MP3 players long before the technology was "invented." I never liked Walkmen (or is it Walkmans?). Carrying around all of those cassettes was really awful. Same goes for the CD Walkman. I had a huge CD collection, and I thought, wouldn't it be great to carry around all of my music, if I could someone compress it and put it on a tiny computer. Of course, I didn't think of the term MP3: I referred to it as a "Pocket Music Device", or PMD, for short.

I also had the idea for laptop or notebook computers. I thought it was ridiculous to always have to use the computer in one place. Wouldn't it be better if you could carry your computer with you, if it could be made smaller, like the size of a binder? Of course, I didn't think of the terms laptop or notebook: I referred to it as a "Mobile Computing Device", or MCD, for short.

I had lots of other ideas that were usurped too, like the cellular phone (Portable Talking Device, or PTD, for short), the Digital Camera, Compact Discs, DVDs, Digital Camcorders, Goldfish Crackers, Soy Milk, and the Mullet.

Here's a new idea, and one I hope someone will get on with. I really hate power cords. I hate batteries more, but power cords are so restricting. Let me ask you this: wouldn't it be great to be able to place your appliance (fridge, stove, stereo, personal massager, etc) where ever you want, without having to be concerned about outlets and plugging it in? I am talking about wireless electricity. The power is delivered to your house by cables, but then power outlets are replaced by new power distributors that send the electricity through the air to any device requiring power. One outlet per room should be able to power all devices in a typical room. I call it Wireless Electricity, or WIEL, for short.

In other news, I found out a couple of weeks ago that I won an award from Johns Hopkins press for the best article appearing in one of the Johns Hopkins Press journals. I get a plaque, a nice letter, and $500 US. Congratulations to me.

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12 comments:

Super Happy Jen said...

Congratulations on your award. Now get to the patents office right now before someone steals your wireless electricity idea!

hemlock said...

Oooooh, sweet award!!!

My only concern about the wireless electricity is the biological impacts. There is research out there right now stating the problems with our current electricity and I can only imagine what wireless electricity would do.

Sorry to be a downer!

Does this mean you're back for a bit then? Or will you disappear into the background again?? Huh?

zydeco fish said...

Thanks, SHJ. I feel that the patent office might not take me seriously. Although, someone recently patented a space ship with warp drive.

zydeco fish said...

hemlock, who can say? i'm living day-by-day.

hemlock said...

Well, at least we can hope. Let's just say your contributions add a certain (much needed) "je ne sais quoi" to the blogosphere.

running42k said...

Yeah I am sure that eating your breakfast while 120 volts fly through you isn't a problem at all.

SeizeTheNite said...

Don't get me wrong, WIEL sounds sweet, but you had me at mullet.

Congrats on the award too!
Have you decided what to do with your prize money?

zydeco fish said...

I have no idea what to do with the prize moeny. I'll entertain suggestions.

Liz said...

congrats on the award!

Anonymous said...

Buy some good wine. And flowers for your wife. - Kimberley

tshsmom said...

Congrats on the award!

Kate said...

Fabulous news about the award! Glad that you're back.