Monday, January 29, 2007

Jobs

I went back to that Imagination Prompt Generator and was asked:

"List the jobs you've had during your life."

1) Window cleaner, for three days, age 9ish
2) Lawn cutter, for an ancient, asthmatic man, age 12, or so
3) General helper for a family friend and pedophile at a community centre, age 13
4) Farm labourer (bailing hay, straw, driving a tractor), age 16, 17, & 18ish
5) Tree planter
6) Bartender, waiter, bellhop, busboy, dishwasher, cashier, short-order cook etc, at a hotel, age 21, 22
7) Credit investigator, credit analyst
8) Teaching assistant
9) Research assistant
10) Curator
11) Computer Lab Advisor
12) Library assistant
13) Information Specialist
14) Librarian

And, here are the jobs I would like to do before I die:

1) Movie star
2) Billionaire
3) Elvis impersonator
4) Astronaut
5) Talk Show Host
6) Radio DJ
7) VJ on MTV or Much Music

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9 comments:

ShellyS said...

Astronaut's number one on my wish to do list.

Kimberley said...

I love that you were a curator. hott.

and that i do one of the jobs on the "before you die" list.

zydeco fish said...

Curator sounds museum-ish, and it wasn't at all. In fact, I recall not really doing very much when I had that job, if I can call it that.

running42k said...

I wouldn't have guessed those career choices for you.

mister anchovy said...

good luck with the wish list. a

Super Happy Jen said...

That's what the world is missing! An Elvis impersonating astronaut.

3carnations said...

You don't find a lot of job listings for "billionaire". It may not actually be a profession. :)

Anonymous said...

You forgot the stint as a package handler at UPS. Or did riding on the back of a motorcycle in the middle of winter, wearing a draught-shoot/fembot helmet, freeze those brain cells?

zydeco fish said...

Keith: I completely forgot. Maybe it was the frozen brain cells. The helmet didn't do mcuh good, sadly.