Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Even More Keyword Mayhem

Because I am taking it easy this week on the blogging front, I'll post something easy. Here's a new list of some keywords used to find my site, mostly for my amusement. I can't imagine why you'd even be interested.

why is wearing makeup to bed bad - if you have to ask that question, there must be something seriously wrong.

how the greater flamingo got its name - it's the opposite of the lesser flamingo?

fractured penis pictures - I wonder if this is for comparison or perhaps an insurance claim?

asian fashion low crotch pants - from a curious chap in New South Wales!

beach "brother penis" - perhaps this searcher, from Greece, would have more luck with: beach "brother's penis"

portman+square+orgy - not sure how this led anyone here. I wonder if that is Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman erect nipples - Hmmm.

"chinese word for toilet" - no idea.

fucking the dog used as an expression for slacking at work - someone from Ontario, no doubt.

large breasts, gaynor - Gloria?

fish - freud phallic symbol - sometimes a fish is just a fish.

nympho librarian - I'm under the impression that this is a myth, but I'll keep my eyes open.

dead budgies - Yup, I wrote something about dead budgies, but why not try the image search.

wrinkled old man in his speedo - my dad!

farting tight jeans - fetish?

wearing jeans and sandals - if you are looking for the green light on that, I'll have to plead ignorance.

what are the lyrics to franklin + turtle
kfc jingle mp3
canadian tire jingle - OK, so some weirdos keep hitting my site because I panned that idiotic Canadian Tire jingle, which is so horrible, even Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is better. Why would anyone want hear this again? Same goes for KFC & Franklin.

silk ascot pictures - Why!

recording of the farting post - I could do a podcast of that one, I suppose.

hanks porn - Tom Hanks, or do you mean hank's?

library, fish turd from toilet - I am assuming that fish is a verb here. I can't imagine.

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16 comments:

Jay said...

Ah, the phallic fish, now I'm curious too.

tweetey30 said...

I still have no idea how to get these off my blog. Any suggestions here. Please let me know someone.

tshsmom said...

I don't think turd fishing season opens until the middle of May. ;)

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Super Happy Jen said...

This list makes your blog seem a lot more risqué than it actually is.

zydeco fish said...

I'm shocked you don't think my blog is risqué. I'll have to try harder.

Liz said...

Those are funny! Thanks. I needed a laugh tonight.

Oh, and please answer tweetey's questions.

zydeco fish said...

tweety: The fact is that these words have appeared in my blog, but the hits are sometimes out-of-context. That's a short-coming of some search engines.

Anonymous said...

ROFL- (am assuming these were truly key words from google or another browser, not invented by your creative imagination?)

BTW, I found you again, by noticing your name on Jay's blog in a comment. I wiped out my old blog w/out first making a copy of it. (Duh, I do have a brain, but it "left the building" and I do remember your name w/out phallic in front of it (or behind for that matter), but blogging has been a lower priority.
Good 2cya.

Good to see you Z fish

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zydeco fish said...

gel: yup, they are true.

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Kate said...

Good times. Sometimes I'm creeped out by who happens onto my blog with such bizarre searches, but mostly it entertains me.

BTW, I read a book about a nympho librarian. Happened upon it when I was working for a large bookseller. We passed it around like we did with Forever (Judy Blume) in junior high school.