Monday, January 16, 2006

I'm Back

I disappeared from the Blogosphere for so long because:

a) The police finally caught up with me and put me in jail
b) I went to Sweden for a sex change operation
c) I was a contestant on Survivor
d) A talent agent "discovered" me and flew me out to Hollywood where I starred in my first feature (you can reserve your copy at your favourite adult video store soon)
e) Aliens abducted me
f) I forgot my password
g) I needed a hair cut
h) I was meditating and lost track of the time
i) I was in the studio, recording an album of Neil Diamond songs
j) I joined a cult and narrowly avoided a mass suicide

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this a multiple-guess question? Or all of the above?

Glad you're back.

Anonymous said...

k) my new years resolutions had unforeseen side effects

Anonymous said...

Why Neil Diamond?

Anonymous said...

Is one of those the correct answer or are they all made-up?

Anonymous said...

Anon: Neil Diamond is now regarded as the essence of cool!

Anonymous said...

Liz: One of is correct. Trust me.

Anonymous said...

I go with H. Contemplating your navel can be very time consuming. ;)

Anonymous said...

If I knew you were doing an album of Neil Diamond songs, I would have suggested an accordion track....

Anonymous said...

I'll go with (F).

If you were on Survivor and were voted off so early in the proceedings you would have breached your contract by telling us.

But then again, is that *you* looking so fine in a floral skirt and heals?

Anonymous said...

Neal Diamond? Did you do Cracklin' Rosie?

Anonymous said...

Hey, that's me up there. What that junk is where my name is supposed to be is really kind of scary. Was I taken over by aliens?

Anonymous said...

How was the weather in Sweden ?

Anonymous said...

I go with f as well.

Glad that you're back!!

Hopefully there will be no more mishaps??

Anonymous said...

I'm voting for all of them.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back..it would have been cool if you were abducted..I want to know!!

Anonymous said...

Wow... I'm going with either A or E.

Leaning towards E though.

Anonymous said...

E it is.

Anonymous said...

Would those be aliens from space? Or aliens from another country? Was it Americans!?!

Anonymous said...

See? And people call me crazy...

Those kinds of things always happen in Canada dontchaknow!

(Hey, I saw Canadian Bacon and watched the X-Files) All the wisdom in the world right there.

Did they...? Oh nevermind.