Keyword Mayhem, Part 5
OK, so here is a new list of keywords that people have used to get here. Some of them are truly bizarre and perplexing. My concern is not so much why they ended up here with these search terms, but why on earth are they searching for these things? Someone tell me, please.
picture of a hot men wearing a speedo: my dad, evidently - shudder.
steak and kidney pie is nasty: agreed
fungus pee: say what?
how to eat a banana: isn't it obvious?
diapers on train in china: yup, I have a whole post on that!
japanese adult diapers: who know, the man (or woman) might have a problem
edible petroleum: there's nothing finer than edible oil products. Mmmmm.
the moose is on the loose elliot: I hate this theme song, and I am stunned that this is probably the most common search term people use to find this blog. People want the lyrics, even though they are crystal clear and inane .
Why do people think librarians are mean?: who thinks that? I am a nice guy.
shirley olympic hurdles smoke: What?
we killed marian the librarian: believe me, she is not dead.
"only one valid reason to drink or use milk": as far as I am concerned, there is no good reason, but I have been through that before.
stupid stores toronto: I could name a few.
fish lost appetite: it will soon die, I suppose.
drink milk boob: fetish, maybe?
whorish makeup: fetish, maybe?
peeing in pool water turns purple: all kiddie pools have pee in them. Get over it.
sister sucks her younger brother's penis: honestly, I never said anything of the sort. Must be a case of a bad retrieval.
Zydeco Clothes: I wear them everyday.
"erect nipples video": obviously, a guy entered this search term.
book report on - on my honor by marion dane bauer: someone trying to plagiarize?
lithuania deodorant: huh?
nude OR naked "lost bet" -casino: strip poker?
"an elderly gay man": Hmmmmm, looking for a date?
nympho librarian: that's not me, and I don't know of any.
sexy filipina: not me either, and I don't know of any.
the difference between white trash and redneck: Well, my brother is whitetrash.
closer bone sweeter meat: Pervert!
i hate getting paid monthly: who doesn't?
princeton rub: yes, I did mention that once.
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7 comments:
"erect nipples video": obviously, a guy entered this search term.
AHEM!
I've been collecting these for a future post too. Most searches to me relate to tourettes; a good thing. BUT, there are some weirdos in there that I definitely don't want to meet in a dark alley! ;)
Fungus pee?! Ewwwww!
I agree that Ponderosa wasn't a stellar restaurant. But I was 15 and living in Sydney, NS. At that time the Ponderosa was high class. Ha!!
"Well, my brother is whitetrash."
Does that mean you're the redneck??
anon: you mean it could have been a female?
hemlock: it could mean that. Time will tell.
I don't get a lot of google searches on my blog. The weirdest one was probably one having to do with vibrating beds in Oregon (pretty sure I never posted about that).
The strange thing is, about every other week someone finds me by searching for "nachos receipt". I had no idea that was such a hot topic. Nor do I think I ever blogged about it.
Weird.
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