Keyword Mayhem, part 8
It's official. The most common search terms that bring people to this wonderful blog are searches like crocheted penis warmers, or knitted penis warmers, or peter heaters, etc. It all goes back to this post. Once again, I will state that I have no idea why people continue to be interested in such a garment.
Second in popularity is some sort of spin on sybil sheppard naked. I get this over and over and over again. Why her, of all people? I mean, if I were searching for photos of naked women, she would be way down the list. Way way down, in fact.
Other people are searching for Japanese penises, rob black in porn with fish, can you catch an std from touching used hygiene products?, NICOLA KIDMAN PORN, second life female genitalia, helpful head librarian porn, and have a thing for chicks that say aboot.
I am losing hope for humanity.
Most of the rest are people seeking answers to dreams about eating glass and/or cockroaches. I am not alone, it seems.
Lunch is calling me ...
4 comments:
I think I found you using the "Next Blog" button. Or maybe looking for Nicola Kidman (whoever she is) porn.
I need to check my sitemeter to see if anyone is coming to my blog for something exciting or puzzling. You know, other than the guy who stalks me in the hopes that I will mention a friend of mine. Snooze.
I'm pretty sure I found you using the next blog button aswell. I don't actually have a penis but I would imagine an ordinary pair of undies would do just fine in keeping one warm.
Wow... and I thought the search keywords that brought people to my blog were bad.
I havent gotten anything from my sitemeter since I signed up so I have no idea's really..
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